Tech Support Calls Gone Bad!

"What the F' is go'n on here" message.

"But my mouse ran off the pad" type of problem.

Vulgarity denial, a true support classic.

Calming the angry customer.

Customer defense "Don't talk down to me!"

She's balling for her data back!

Customer dissatisfaction with hold music.

Customer blasting Tech. Support answering machine.

Screaming customer later used in Beavus & Butthead.

Explaining a paper clip can be difficult.

A phone number dispute with the customer.

Programming vs. non-programming support.

My modem, my connection, the web site, help!

Customer installing hardware the old fashioned way, hammer & saw.

A lesson in throwing away the CDs.

Another customer voice message, letting 'em have it.

Anger management for this one.

This one was submitted by a privileged ISP support rep!